This is just the first wave. Is there irony in a room full of men cutting into the exact same type of pastry that might be served at a gay wedding to celebrate how un-gay everything in Texas is? Also follow us on Facebook because sometimes flaming us in the Cracked comments section just isn't enough. So it's no surprise that, as gay marriage continues to enjoy greater acceptance and legalization, the intolerant are scrambling to come up with ways to convince everyone that reversing history and going back to the s would be the best course of action. Was this film not savaged by Malaysian censors? I'd know that sound anywhere.
Don't make me do this again.
A 30-Second Guide to How the Gay Marriage Ruling Affects You
Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Word is they had chickens on hand, but they just wouldn't get out of the truck because they were too embarrassed to be associated with such an asinine plan. Back in so at least this was trying to stave off gay marriage instead of throwing poultry at it after the facta group of Catholic traditionalists held a protest that included this butterfly man. And let me assure you that Gaston never once mounts Le Fou under the moonlight, his firm and steady hands parting his subservient's buttocks with a sureness that only Gaston could have, his lips curling in that cocksure manner as he spits a gloopy bolus of saliva upon Le Fou's recently shorn balloon knot before massaging it in with his thick, strong thumb, then entering his man decisively and with authority as he demands no eye contact. When gay marriage rears its completely-irrelevant-to-your-life-if-you're-not-gay head in France, the intolerati among the world's snootiest people respond with just as much vigor and abject insanity as you might expect. Officially speaking, they peopled their protest with Mexican day-laborers to fill out the ranks of all the students who normally would have attended but had to be protected from what they would see at the gay pride parade -- you know, things like their heritage being turned into intolerant cosplay. If there's one thing Japan loves, it's organized dancing.
And I'll be the first to say no. This decision will cause you some degree of anger or anxiety. This bro turned messenger of God posted a video rant to his Facebook account encouraging fellow douche-nozzles to embrace their Second Amendment rights in support of their First Amendment right to not accept gay marriage. No one has a smooth mushroom head like Gaston! No one ever claimed ownership, which shows a degree of restraint you wouldn't expect from someone dumb enough to ask the question on the leaflet in the first place. Otherwise, this decision does not affect you in any way. Add me to the daily newsletter.